do herpes really smell.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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