I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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