Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
MIDGETS
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I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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