I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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