U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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