I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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