I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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