Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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