I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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