Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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