I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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