I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It was confusing and full of hummus
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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