omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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