he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Randomize
