i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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