I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is my gift to your gina
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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