i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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