Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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