I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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