How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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