I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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