that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
