Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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