His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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