also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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