yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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