i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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