that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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