Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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