we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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