I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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