How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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