UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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