i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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