He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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