I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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