You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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