They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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