kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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