Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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