Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
