just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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