I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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