so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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