I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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