Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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