I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
someone owes me an orgasm
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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