Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Someone shattered a urinal.
It's official drugs can't kill me
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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