So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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