I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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