Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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