It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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