So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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