Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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