so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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